[ Tony snorts and rolls his eyes. Good old fashioned Medusa patronization, which should probably piss him off more than it does. It's mostly just annoying. ]

Listen — there's no way for you to know this, but I'd been an Avenger for four days by the time the Ingress plucked me through the multiverse. I'm not about to quit my day job and tattoo it on my forearm.

[ Which might all be (morbidly) funny one day, in retrospect, when he learns just how In Deep he'll one day end up. ]