retrovirion: (something something blah)
peter "ɪ·ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ" parker. ([personal profile] retrovirion) wrote in [personal profile] arcreact 2017-07-08 03:45 am (UTC)

i am literally wearing the same pizza tshirt right now

[ a couple seconds after ringing the bell he realizes he should probably smooth his hair down or something - swinging and tugging off his mask (just the mask, because quickness, but definitely at least the mask bc face!) probably means he looks like a crazy person, and (second?) first impressions are important!! so he's probably doing that when the door opens and wow he drops his hand so fast he basically slaps himself in the thigh. ]

Haha - [ ha hahahahaha ] - yeah, it's, uh. I guess it's faster if you... Call an employee..? [ wait, what? who else would you call? why would that make it faster?? what is he saying???

oh right he's holding a pizza great LET'S MOVE ON
] A large cheese, right?

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