One, we have no proof the pig is asleep and I'm not rolling over there to check.

[ He leans forward as he continues, both eyebrows going up suggestively. ]

Two, doesn't matter, nix that, I've taken a survey and decided I'm kinda into the exhibitionism. [ Just saying... ] I mean, if I couldn't convince you to try the conference room, in front of the pig might be the next best thing.