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[arcreact]

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You know what to do.

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COFFEE POT!

[prorenataa]

[ As it has been a couple of hours, and someone is deep into his work shift, Adrien doesn't immediately connect the text cursing to his note. ]

Please tell me you're not saying this because the Ingress just imploded or something like that?

[arcreact]

you ass
if the Ingress imploded i promise you'd be dead

no, this is about how inefficiently we've been pursuing substance abuse this whole time

[ A coffee pot. Somewhere he doesn't have to travel to reach it. ]

[prorenataa]

Knowing you, you'd be cursing from beyond the grave.

[ It takes him a moment to put this together but only a moment. ]

Exactly! You're a genius, surely putting together a coffee making device that we can hoard in our room is well within your capabilities.

[ Not that either of them needed more coffee. This was entirely a matter of want and convenience. ]

[arcreact]

pal, i can build one into the box spring above your bed if you want one
i can give it omnidirectional wheels to follow you everywhere you go making urgent beeping sounds
sky's the limit

here's the bigger problem: coffee grounds

[prorenataa]

[ Wait. This had the potential to go badly. ]

No. Tony! NO!

Just a coffee pot. Sits on our dresser, brews coffee. That's all it has to do.

[ Pause ... and ... ]

Actually if the carafe could keep the coffee hot and fresh for six or more hours, that would be nice.

[arcreact]

it's gonna take you six hours or more to go through a pot?

[ THAT SOUNDS FAKE BUT OK ]

[prorenataa]

Don't be obscene.

If I make a pot and then one of you assholes gets blown up and I have to save your ass, I want my coffee to be hot when I'm done.

[arcreact]

touché

[ He's not even gonna defend himself from that being a very likely possibility. ]

i bet i can make one that's good for a week

[ Can you hear him already doing exhausting amounts of math in his head? Because he is. ]

[prorenataa]

Not the worst idea you've ever had.