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You know what to do.

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text;

[arcreact]

listen
i just work here
if you think i have any control over this situation you're gravely mistaken

text;

[sketchycharacter]

are you telling me that you're completely subject to the whims of your ladyfriend without any of your own say?

text;

[arcreact]

i made my opinion known
quite loudly
but here we are

text;

[sketchycharacter]

i ask because it would make me feel better if i weren't the only one
good to know
what's the pig's name

text;

[arcreact]

i know
i was gonna call you out if you tried to judge me

[ HE AIN'T NO FOOL ]

pig's name is Pork Rind
maybe Bacon Bits, depending on the day

[ This is not the pig's name. ]

Re: text;

[sketchycharacter]

both good names
i approve

[but]

what does pepper think the pig's name is?

text;

[arcreact]

[ It takes him fifteen minutes to respond because he has to think really hard about it, then give up and ask JARVIS. ]

ziggy
i'm like
65% sure

text;

[sketchycharacter]

cute
ziggy stark-potts
i like it
congratulations on your porcine fatherhood

text;

[arcreact]

please don't use the f-word
i get a cold sweat and hives

text;

[sketchycharacter]

oh come on tony you'd be a great—
okay no i can't tease you that way it's too mean
how do you feel about transdimensional unclehood though

text;

[arcreact]

unclehood i'm good with
unclehood is just the best parts of f-word-hood without any of the responsibility

text;

[sketchycharacter]

great
then i expect you to send the world's fuzziest teddy bear to my kid once she's born
and once transdimensional deliveries are a thing

text;

[arcreact]

a fuzzy teddy bear?
please

[ How dare you insult TONY STARK this way. ]

i can spoil your kid better than that

text;

[sketchycharacter]

oh yeah?
do tell
what kind of spoilage can i expect

text;

[arcreact]

how do you think she'd feel about a fully functional kid-sized jet

[ Just a thought. ]

text;

[sketchycharacter]

she doesn't exist yet but i feel confident that she'd love it
as a future-parent i should be appalled that you'd give her something like that
as a regular human being i think that sounds awesome

text;

[arcreact]

perfect
your parent instincts are irrelevant, because as we've established, i'm just the awesome rich uncle
expect one in the inter-dimensional mail

text;

[sketchycharacter]

thanks tony
for that i will never ask you to change a diaper just to see the look on your face